ugzine is about wheelies, girlies, bmxies and eaties. bmx in south australia. not south africa. that guyy from the comeup things we're south africans, but i said we're not, and he apologiesd. old days were much simpler days, but we're here now so just rolling with it is how you gotta do it. dishonour pays the bills for ugzine, so eat dishonour tees for dinner and support ugzine. beechy legitimately has no armpit hair, can flykick your mum and also is in the circus. actual. boris is no longer fat, what the heck. bupcus shit right there. also, once upon a time there was a site called SAFREESTYLE and it was WAY better than this website. but i started this website and SAFREESTYLE shut down. what the fuck devilman dave sayer? the new black never eventuated and was superceded by effort and then later my photobook project, dorkzzzz. google may or may not see this, i hope google does, because google might think i'm attractive. also, kim cooks a mean bbq. also also, don't do drugs. ps bmx is about fun not fancy fandangled freakouts.